i have yogurt in my hair
asdfjaksd about to see how i did on the act
caraknightley: its really weird to think about people in general like do you realize that you pass tons of people every day and you may never see them again or that your best friends are people on the internet or that some people won’t even know of your existence ever its a really weird thought
All our knowledge merely helps us to die a more painful death than animals that...– Maurice Maeterlinck (via lungs-)
sheawebersplayoffbeard: it’s weird to think that there are people that exist that you will never meet or talk to or have any knowledge of at all
pyrex-vision: aint no condoms in my wallet girl those are ramen noodle flavor packets
Mom: Why aren't you doing homework?
Me: I want to show my teachers that they don't own me, I'm more than just a piece in their stupid school.
squidwurd: i accidentally messed up my life how do i start a new account
in the year 6057
historian: over the last few years we have explored most parts of the prehistoric "the internet" and have come across a gathering of young adults called "tumblr".
historian: we discovered a large amount of "slash" which has lead us to believe that 99% of 21st century humans were homosexual. we do not yet understand how the species managed to surivive
historian: we also uncovered a never before seen language on "tumblr". Words and phrases such as "omg", "wat", "this shit cray" and "yolo" have been deciphered, but more complex sentences such as "dslfajsdlj no stop i can't evensldfjaldjaf" have yet to be understood