bleedgold: do you ever look at your own blog and tell yourself “wow you have great taste in everything” because i do
friend: move you're blocking the view
me: I am the view.
tomdegay: does anyone else have those moments were you go to take a drink from a bottle and for some reason you just dont manage to get it in your mouth and it all dribbles down your chin and shirt and it’s that moment that makes you feel like you couldn’t be more of a failure than you are now
h0odrich: i woke up on the wrong side of my life
youngstero: walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)
eating passionfruit dragonfruit strawberry frozen yogurt mmmMMmmmm
A Little girl, 3 yrs. old picked up by a man...
Civilization is a limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessaries.– Mark Twain (via vanished)
getyourassbeat: “serving size: 2 cookies” in what world pepperidge farm in what world